What tip? You asked me to fuck you, so now you have to endure it

She sucked a stranger's dick — she's just sick of her friends' dicks

You got a tan at the seaside, and now you have to work it all off at home

I'd give it to you without tying you up, but yeah, you can't go deep enough

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

The secretary wants a bonus? Let her prove she's willing to do anything

She did it on the first date, I didn't expect it, but good for me, I got my dick out in time

"Get out of here and don't touch my dick — you're my sister!"

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me